I much rather pay a guy/gal/LGBTQ-IST to teach my family other things for an hour. Maybe a magic trick. Maybe useful things like knot making or sawing a dress. If its just my wife and I we could use good money on a proper threesome experience with a real wooden hose with pads and a clean strap-for her. I would love for those establishments to be tax free. Sure the room could be very large and have lots of people singing around us too. Or I mean how about we all pay a mechanic to demonstrate how to change a transmission? Maybe we can all change oil while he’s doing it? Like the singing interlude. To each its own.