My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?


I live in North America. It’s about daily for me. Doctor doesn’t care.
You can’t make him care, all you can do is keep notifying him when it happens.
Ironically that’s what twitter was once for lol
Presumably why it’s now Shitter.