Genuinely surprised how many 5 am hikers there are.
Can confirm.
source: hiked across Haleakala crater on Maui. I mean, the otherworldly moonscape-like terrain is awesome, but no more awesome than one or two miles of it would have been.
That’s an 18km hike at 5:00.
0500 hours you mean.
No, 5:00 minutes, she best be getting ready!
That sounds pretty great actually!
Wow!!! You sound like the woooooooorst!!!
This is why it’s important to have a weekday off. A 12 mile hike sounds awesome, just not on a Saturday when it’s packed.
Packed? Y’all hike where there are other humans?! I’m always a bit taken aback when I see someone on the trail, and most places I go, I’d shit kittens if I saw a live human.
That’s why you start at five
Sorry, but she has veto power:
I just say no and then they go ok and everything is fine
You leave that ho alone! She agreed to go on a date with me!
“She did whaaaaaaaat!?” *chairs flying*
A 12-mile hike? Starting Sat. 5 a.m.? With this beautiful chick? Pretty sure my control center is casting mind-controlling magic to make this happen!
I’m sure once she’s on the hike the brain control center will come around. I’ve always said I love being up early, but I hate getting up early. 12 miles is a fair bit though hah.
I worked a 16-hour shift at Lowe’s, half in the outdoor area, 12-miles. I think most people would straight die.
I’d be OK with the distance, but I would definitely die from working in customer service for 16 hours haha.
I’m in this comics and I don’t like it.
Me too. I’m frame 1 and 4.
uh, can i bike instead? and get coffee. and donuts.
there’s this spot at the local pond where when the light catches the crests of the waves at just the right time, the whole pond starts to sparkle. if that was right at sunrise instead of a bit before noon, it’d be worth waking up that early.
18km by bike doesn’t sound that bad TBH. Though depends on how steep the hike is.
With a bit of effort they can be home at noon so what’s the fuzz about?
