Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

The Onion. On point as always…

Can’t believe that once in my naive teenage years I liked this guy. Thankfully it didn’t take me long to see through his bullshit. He’s a piece of shit.

Pretending to be a christian for the last year was very productive Russel. Time well spent. Looks like you will have time to find that favorite bible verse.

Very on Brand.

I think its weird to know Katy Perry loved and married and divorced a rapist.

🎶 inside you…🎵 - Russell singing in his cell