My coworker sent me a screenshot of this the other day so I loaded a 2-page bid scope for a project. It spent half the time on the boilerplate terms and conditions

“Ah, so I see here that [my company] doesn’t run conduit”

“Yeah, that’s so true! It’s up to [client] to run the conduit before work begins”

“Right! Makes sense to me!”

There was also no option to save the mp3. You had to play it with the odd open