xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard
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Anyone who is caught counting ‘three … two … one … zero … GO!’ will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/


Edit: I’ve realized this definition was wrong and sleep-deprived and that the actual definition I use is: “This” refers to within this 7-day period of Su–Sa, “Last” refers to the last 7-day period, and “Next” refers to the next 7-day period. I was depriving myself of sleep to finish some work and came up with this. So “this” remains the same, but I just made up some definition of “next” that’s inconsistent with how I’d describe months in years. Hopefully the work is okay.
Is this not universal? It seems so obvious.
So if it’s a Friday, “This Thursday” was yesterday? How does that make sense?
“This Thursday” is always the upcoming Thursday.
Last Thursday was fucking yesterday.