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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days ago

Need a AI update

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Need a AI update

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/39354507

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  • Brewchin@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    A battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.

  • Technotica@lemmy.world
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    I get that this thing has electronics in it to allow ultrasonic vibration, but WHY does that need firmware updates? Oh look my knife got an update, now it vibrates 5.2% faster!

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      It could brick when you cut cheddar.

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        DRM’d Cheese, the sequel to Unauthorized Bread.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Between the knife and expensive laptop I think whoever took the pic should invest in some common sense classes instead.

    • SteveTech@aussie.zone
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      That guy is a tech reviewer on YouTube, it probably makes for good content, and he may not have even bought it.

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    https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

    It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

    I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

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      Ya know what else helps? Sharpening the blade

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      Ouya

      Whoa, deep cut

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        Like the knife

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      Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.

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        Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

        Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

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          Anything’s more fun with a knife involved.

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