I had a joke about gravity, but I think it’ll let you down and it may fall flat.

I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot

I’ve got a photon joke, but I’m not sure you’d see the humor.

I’d tell a reduction reaction joke, but I want to stay positive.

I had a joke about superposition, but it never sounds the same.

I have a joke about Higgs Boson, but it doesn’t have mass appeal.

I see a photon joke coming.

I’ve got a graviton joke, but don’t want the mood to get too heavy.

I’d tell you a joke about brown dwarves, but it’s kinda dark…

You can observe that this dark matter joke is funny:

I have an Omega Molecule joke, but we’re not allowed to talk about it.

I had a joke on the new particle the CERN found, but I’ve been advised the topic is too heavy

Someone once told me an airplane joke, but it flew right over my head.

It doesn’t matter what time you think it’s the right one, the black hole will get it anyway.

I have a UDP joke but you may not get it.