• HubertManne@piefed.social
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    21 days ago

    he should be finded for every single of those public infrastructure things he hit for their full replacement value outside of whatever the standard ticket and fine is.

    • azimir@lemmy.ml
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      21 days ago

      Not good enough:

      1. Loss of drivers license permanently
      2. Vehicle impounded and cubed
      3. Fined the price to change those from useless plastic floppy bits to the concrete and steel reinforced rails needed to keep people safe from cars.
        • ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca
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          21 days ago

          You have 30 minutes to move your car.
          You have 10 minutes.
          Your car has been impounded.
          Your car has been crushed into a cube.
          You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

          • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            20 days ago

            If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

            • unrelated episode, but also classic
      • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        21 days ago

        Really wish some of these came with really harsh punishments like you are suggesting. This is an absolute psychopath who will eventually hurt someone.

      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        I’d have a raffle to allow someone to hit the button to cube the vehicle, and use the money from the raffle to pay for more/stronger bike infrastructure.