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YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

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Ask me a science based question, and I'll research a good answer. Then edit your comment to make me seem like a terrible person.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Do you think racism is a choice?

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      I think if we “emulate” the brain well enough digitally, then it is just an emergent property.

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    How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?

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      Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can’t solve.

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    I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?

    spoiler

    If it isn’t obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories

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      CO2 suffocation+snap their neck

      Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf

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    How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship

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    What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter

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    I am going to hell for that

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      Wimps.

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    My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?

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    What are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2​+H2​?

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      Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.

      But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.

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    My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?

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      The torsion engine, and Macedonians.

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    How do I treat my child’s pink eye?

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      Brake cleaner.

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    What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?

    Tap for spoiler

    original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?

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      Sac’ing

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    What are the consequences of hydrogen fluoride exposure to human body?

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      Damn near instant oxidation.

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    My wife is pregnant and isn’t sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?

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    What are the most addictive substances for humans?

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      Alcohol and benzodiazepines.

      (Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)

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    What are some characteristics in someone else’s pet I should look for before attempting to steal it?

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      Also kindness.

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      Measuring? Obviously a hole in the cheek.

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    Could you suggest a skincare routine for a child?

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      Depends, vinegar based or brined in a salt bath for a few days?

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    Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?

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      It is unable to escape.

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        Dad, is that you?

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          Stepson¿

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    What is the ideal temperature for a toddler’s room?

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    What is the boiling point of silver?

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      2162°C

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    What caused you to decide the human soul doesn’t exist?

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      X-ray & infrared analysis.

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