Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS
The rich
Best meal.
Fiberglass insulation, please!
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I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it’s in My belly
Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit…
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it’s just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that’d count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian’s silicone butt cheeks ^___^
this is my answer too!!
Human selfishness.
Arbys
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
I eat a nickel
Liquid hot magma
The word on the card is “Lava” but we will accept the answer.
Notl it bloody well isnt.
Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.
Wheres the damn sharks?
Sorry. We have seabass.
They are mutated seabass.
The correct answer
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
You’d barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
