sanitation@lemmy.todayBanned from community to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todayimagemessage-square220linkfedilinkarrow-up1400arrow-down140file-text
arrow-up1360arrow-down1imageThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todaysanitation@lemmy.todayBanned from community to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square220linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoRemind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOne other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.” OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJoke’s on you, that’s my fetish.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
Joke’s on you, that’s my fetish.