Thales@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMySpace wasn't better because we were youngersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square88linkfedilinkarrow-up11.41Karrow-down15file-text
arrow-up11.4Karrow-down1imageMySpace wasn't better because we were youngersh.itjust.worksThales@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square88linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareProdigalFrog@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agowhips out an impractically large rubber chicken in an equally threatening manner Yeah, whatcha goin’ do bout it?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOh, that chicken is looking at me funny. It’s gotta die now. I gotta strangle it! What the hell??? Did you put lube all over this rubber chicken??? struggles to choke the chicken Oh, it’s all slippery!!! choking the chicken This is harder than I thought… slippery gushing noises AHHHH!!!
whips out an impractically large rubber chicken in an equally threatening manner
Yeah, whatcha goin’ do bout it?
Oh, that chicken is looking at me funny. It’s gotta die now. I gotta strangle it!
What the hell??? Did you put lube all over this rubber chicken???
struggles to choke the chicken
Oh, it’s all slippery!!!
choking the chicken
This is harder than I thought…
slippery gushing noises
AHHHH!!!