I want her to choke me
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let’s see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?
we are all sinners indeed.
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there’s quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it’s all good, right?
you have to confess and go through penance
They have to go to a priest and say “Forgive me, daddy, I’ve been bad”, right?
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
Funny, what I read in the news about priests is far from non-sexual.
The news also has a page dedicated to Palantir and Israel
How many shillings is that these days?
0
Women say “I can fix him!”
Men say “I ain’t sticking my d*** in crazy!”
Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
That’s just Jennifer Gardner with extra steps.
GIRL POWER!
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
Relevance doesn’t mean burying the lede in regard to when it happened.
It’s a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.
What’s the incentive for Lemmy? Points/karma doesn’t matter here.
It doesn’t matter on Reddit either, technically. I think. I haven’t been there in 3 years so I dunno maybe you can buy kind strangers golf or some stupid shit.
I think here on Lemmy the incentive is comment and post history to have a more trusted account.
You guys are looking at other people’s accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they’re on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very “dot world” of me).
Depends on the comment, the post, and how lazy I’m feeling in that particular moment.
Typical dot world
Maybe because it’s not /breakingnews?
Don’t worry, i’m a mechanic.
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
From the news article someone linked:
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices “Gorda Sicaria” or “Fat Hitwoman” and a man called “Leopoldo” on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
“Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy.”
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣…
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
Protect the dolls
i would make her worse
You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!
DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!
I don’t want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
How would you know if you don’t try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can’t prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they “tried and failed”
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny…
Don’t blame me, I don’t make the rules…
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
I’m not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn’t present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven’t encountered many keyboard-feminists…
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
she fixed him alright.
He ain’t me
Amateurs
Skill issue?
