Does it feed on blood and have a sassy baritone singing voice?

I should call her…

!dontstickyourdickinthat

Looks like it could be a malevolent flower from Star Trek TOS.

sigh…unzips

Give it to a girl you like, then go on a magical space adventure that may be a dream and has a story that makes no God damn sense.

What’s the difference between a lentil and a peony?

Is it poisonous? It looks poisonous, but if it’s edible, I really want to eat one, even if it’s fibrous or bland.

Edit: nothing specific on the fruit, but peonies in general both contain an alkaloid that is toxic in large quantities to humans, and have been used in traditional medicines for millennia. It’s possibly safe, but I won’t risk it.

It looks like it’s standing to assert dominance

They’re marigolds!