Exactly! Why are we even talking about them! Everything is fine!

Yes perfectly normal. No mind controlling Govt. agents here . Nothing to see. Aliens are friends

You know, that’s true actually - I retract my statement

I mean, just unscrew the screws?

A while back I read an article that stated earth was about as high G as you could get and still be able to get to orbit with chemical rockets (barring huge leaps in tech). I could be remembering that badly though, so take it with a grain of salt

Watch those betting sites for the US dropping a nuke, if a bunch of bets come in all at once (Trump insiders)….

I hate that what I typed above is plausible

Wait… ok this may have backfired on me

Let’s do none of these kids. This message brought to you by the number “don’t be a fucking stupid” and the CIA. Remember kids, I can’t start foreign wars for oil if I don’t have soldiers!