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minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up81·20 hours agoThe chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoSo like one of my favorite Chinese restaurants you would go to because the owner would always be going on an angry drunken rant. The food is good but the floor show is better
minus-squarebinarytobis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·15 hours agoI miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoPlease make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
minus-squarecynar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·19 hours agoThe chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoI’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US. Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoI mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours ago… The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting. At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison. Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
minus-squareforrgott@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoAccording to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings. Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
So like one of my favorite Chinese restaurants you would go to because the owner would always be going on an angry drunken rant. The food is good but the floor show is better
I miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
Please make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
The chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
I’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US.
Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
I mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
…
The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting.
At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison.
Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎