Seems like it would help keep the shorts from getting stinky.
Edit 1: friction is the answer
Edit 2: sorry for this edit – i was trying to make a new post, but Blorp for some reason took me to editing this one instead. Trying to put it back the way it was…


Chaffing.
Clean yo ass. Wash the shorts regularly. You’ll be grand.
But seriously, clean yo ass. Like get right up there.
https://youtu.be/uldt6Y-CE3s
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