If you see a Norwegian guy running towards her with a gun and screaming, get out of the way.
I can practically hear Cecil reading this in an overly cheerful tone on an episode of Welcome to Nightvale.
Dogs can also sense space madness
Space madness is no excuse for space rudeness
Yes Alex, I’ll take things that absolutely did not happen for 100.
If you watch the video the dog actually ignores her.
Twice, goes to the bloke behind her.
Watch the video? Brilliant idea. I like this thinking. Maybe linking things mentioned in one’s post should be common practice.
dog, pictured below:

Wasn’t this a plot point in the movie The Astronauts Wife (1999) with Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron?
This is a funny joke to be laughed at and then quickly forgotten, as everything is perfectly normal.
Yes perfectly normal. No mind controlling Govt. agents here . Nothing to see. Aliens are friends
But do they take Zuckerberg back?
Sometimes, but he even creeps them the fuck out.
They regularly do
What aliens?
Exactly! Why are we even talking about them! Everything is fine!
Why would that dog already have an imposter button ready?
Preparedness
You don’t?
Amogus streamer pup.
IMPOSTER
amogus
That’s a very smart dog. Mine couldn’t handle putting multiple words together like that, so I had to get a dedicated “skinwalker” button.
Then he sat down before an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger
oh dogs. they are so funny. especially when she took him out back after this, and he returned with a blank stare and happily wagging.
such a silly pup







