Barenziah won’t approve
174 upvotes and no comment about how AI fucked up the tops so they look like zucchinis?
I’m guessing there’s many different types of cucumbers, but now that you said it, yeah, definitely ai and definitely somehow a mix of cucumber and zucchini, although all these plants are related anyhow.
they have a flared base for safety
They’re even textured for our pleasure…
Ewwww
There’s also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn’t hitting the spot, there’s always eggplants, and if you’re feeling crazy, there’s a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
Apparently my Wayne’s World reference was not well received
It goes inside the body 😉 .
Which hole?
Dealer’s choice.
Damn. Too slick for me.
Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan
The clue is in the name.
An offering to the house spirit
They look like dicks.
Green dicks with chickenpox.
Not the fast food kind
