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minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoWhat a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
minus-squarezip@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 days agoA bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoI have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoBut if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoThe mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues. PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoAnd a stool. Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoNah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique) And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoNot sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoLook when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoLike baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoI’m just going to use ready made universe powder
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
The will to abuse animals.
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)
And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Solidarity smdh
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
I’m just going to use ready made universe powder