Exhibit A
Ah the Coontificate
No furths your honor
You’d have to use a photocopier and some scissors
This is like a benign microcosm of Ancient Aliens syndrome (original name; donut steel), where people with modern technology literally can’t conceive of how people did something without it and have to either declare they didn’t or invoke some batshit lost technology.
The original Photoshop.
Photo chop
Or a room with red lights and volatile chemicals that smell dizzy.
Or you do it yourself with lots of patience. There’s raccoons where I live, amd I can get a funny hat. I just need patience.
Patience and a rabies vaccine
Now we’re cookin
People were doing photo touchup and painting 50 years ago.
Many/Most of is did have encyclopedias
And all it cost was all of our privacy and prosperity
The price we pay for raccoons in funny hats is too damn high!
New political party?
Someone needs to challenge the two-party status quo in the United States. It might as well be a raccoon party.
Would be just as successful as any other third party.
I would like to address your comment with this comment: https://lemmy.world/comment/24654670
Put a kid in a raccoon constume.
You can easily grab one at most public parks.just because you can see a raccoon in a hat, doesnt mean in any way life has improved
