• Somewhiteguy@reddthat.com
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    8 days ago

    Can’t put the laptop down because he’s next to a pool to free up at least one hand.

    The best I can advise for him is to chew up the cigar and chase it down with the espresso martini. Then throw the laptop into the sea like a discus and get into the pool to wait for the authorities to charge him with littering.