When we live together and pool our resources and still can’t pay the bills, at least we can still lock eyes with each other and scream at the top of our lungs, in unison, “WE NEED MORE EARTH MONIES!!!”
I feel like I have missed a vital part of my essence but like, no one will notice if I watch or don’t watch this show because I already say half of this shit
When we live together and pool our resources and still can’t pay the bills, at least we can still lock eyes with each other and scream at the top of our lungs, in unison, “WE NEED MORE EARTH MONIES!!!”
And then agree that our only recourse is to mournfully sing The Doom Song and then explode.
That’s what you get for failing to maintain your taco supplies
I feel like I have missed a vital part of my essence but like, no one will notice if I watch or don’t watch this show because I already say half of this shit
“I was the turkey all along” is part of the vernacular in our house.