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minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 days agoTrucker: “Boss, I need a tow. Tire blew out.” Boss: “Have you tried pumping up the tire?” Trucker: “It’s a huge fucking hole. Pump isn’t going to do shit.” Boss: “I’m not calling for a tow unless you try pumping it first.” Trucker: “Fine. Here’s proof that I tried pumping it first.”
Trucker: “Boss, I need a tow. Tire blew out.”
Boss: “Have you tried pumping up the tire?”
Trucker: “It’s a huge fucking hole. Pump isn’t going to do shit.”
Boss: “I’m not calling for a tow unless you try pumping it first.”
Trucker: “Fine. Here’s proof that I tried pumping it first.”