The year is 2126. I have finished my Doctorate degree to make me eligible for an entry level data entry job at one of the 4 mega corps. For my student loans I owe my school 4 years of life. During my time in school I got cancer from the PFAS plant I was forced to live next to. Cured in one pill (oh the wonders of modern medicine!) But now I owe the pharmaceutical company 4 years of my life.
The pharmaceutical company and my university are now in a legal match to determine who gets the first 4 years (younger and more productive). They settle. I owe an additional 2 years now for the legal costs that are passed down to me.
Meanwhile, people in Europe are taking their mandated 6 months of vacation. Fucking communists. Do they even think of the shareholders??
The year is 2126 and we in Europe are just as indebted slaves as you are because your evil shitheads have been funding ours so that you don’t get any ideas. Crab mentality.
Tbh the more believable route is we outsourced our manufacturing to China, got barely any natural resources, and now China+Russia are both slowly eating Europe, starting with Ukraine. Only now the west is seemingly learning than China trains Russian troops and produces drone parts, and neither is looking to stop
The year is 2126. I have finished my Doctorate degree to make me eligible for an entry level data entry job at one of the 4 mega corps. For my student loans I owe my school 4 years of life. During my time in school I got cancer from the PFAS plant I was forced to live next to. Cured in one pill (oh the wonders of modern medicine!) But now I owe the pharmaceutical company 4 years of my life.
The pharmaceutical company and my university are now in a legal match to determine who gets the first 4 years (younger and more productive). They settle. I owe an additional 2 years now for the legal costs that are passed down to me.
Meanwhile, people in Europe are taking their mandated 6 months of vacation. Fucking communists. Do they even think of the shareholders??
No way they would make cure in one pill. It would be a subscription.
The year is 2126 and we in Europe are just as indebted slaves as you are because your evil shitheads have been funding ours so that you don’t get any ideas. Crab mentality.
Tbh the more believable route is we outsourced our manufacturing to China, got barely any natural resources, and now China+Russia are both slowly eating Europe, starting with Ukraine. Only now the west is seemingly learning than China trains Russian troops and produces drone parts, and neither is looking to stop