Oh, you lucky motherfuckers who never feared for the children in China every goddamn night.

Oh man, I know right. I had a whole night of terror about it

I had a borderline panic attack in 3rd grade after learning about all the ways the world could end completely randomly.

And quicksand

Lucky bastard.

For the rest of us it was when is dad coming back with a pack of smokes?

We’re still fucking wondering!

That gay cowboy is right

What’s Ryan doing here?

I’m not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.

That and how leaving the lights on is speeding us toward the inevitable heat death of the universe

Well that and also bullying tbf.

I’m still worried about the sun exploding in five billion years. Why can we have it NOW?

I was also very worried about that. Telling me something else would kill me before then just made me more upset.