• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      19 hours ago

      Did someone say pants shitting?
      I do the best shitting of pants, tremendous. Big men come up to me with tears in their eyes -from the stench- and they say “sir,” they all call me sir, they say, “sir, that’s the best pants shitting I’ve ever smelt. The sound is like a volcano erupting. Please, do it again”.
      Some people say that they’ve never seen pants being shit on so vigorously. Yet it’s something I do multiple times a day!!