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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today
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    8 months ago

    He kinda had it coming.

    Who orders fries with a side of ranch?

  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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    Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock

  • illi@piefed.social
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    8 months ago

    Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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    Since I know you’re asking
    goth🖕

    • higgsboson@piefed.social
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      8 months ago

      B O R G E R

  • Limonene@lemmy.world
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    Hey look, it’s my favorite font!

    You can really tell by the V in “Veggie Burger”.

    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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      That font does kinda slap

  • tatann@lemmy.world
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    So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Because the W stands for women?

      • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Wackdonalds

  • Xenny@lemmy.world
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    I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there’s no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, in “fast food”, neither word implies adherence to anything resembling its definition.

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        This has become boomer humor btw.

        • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That’s rich, coming from an .ml 🤌🏼

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            Don’t be embarrassed and lash out, just work on your sense of humor. Unless you want to be dated and cringe, in which case you’re nailing it.

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    Hating men is cool. You just can return the favor or risk getting canceled.

    Edit: I love the butthurt from you guys. Truth hurts.

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      This is the second time in an hour. Did we get an influx of incels today?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        We got an influx of incels when Lemmy decided to be a Reddit clone

    • xkbx@startrek.website
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      Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        Funny, I’ll ask one of my kids if they get after they get off work.

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