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Panel 1: [Coworker in a red tie with dark hair leans into the cubicle of IT who is busy on a computer, a key card or ID hangs around his neck]
Coworker: I clicked an email link and it says I need training?
Panel 2: [IT stops working and looks irritated]
IT: Ah yes. The Training.
Panel 3: [IT sprays the coworker with a spray bottle]
FSHSSSH
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IT: BAD! THAT WAS BAD!
Panel 4: [IT continues spraying the coworker, now crouching down hands raised defensively as the water is sprayed in his face. IT ha a look of glee on his face as another coworker walks by with a look of concern on her face, papers in hand.]
FSHSSSH
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Coworker: HISSS!
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The next training module unlocks after three hisses
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IT the next day “We spent an absurd amount of money on a new 3rd party service without telling anyone and for some reason nobody is opening the emails that company sent to our employees. Are they stupid or something?”.
We had a mandatory training earlier this year (the typical “don’t harass your coworkers stuff”), but the account they sent the link from was a a 32 character string of random letters and numbers followed by a domain I didn’t recognize. I reported it as phishing since none of the links led to the company’s domain. I got in trouble about a month later because the deadline had passed and I hadn’t taken the training.