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Actually microplastic is stored in the balls
Nothing tastes right without it anymore.
Just like mom used to never make.
That’s how I like to get my vitamin p.
Well then good news! It’s a suppository.
The plastic gives me strength.
The microplastics in our brains are dead dinosaurs so actually that’s pretty cool.
Semi-related: I like referring to gasoline as dino juice, pterodactyl purée, sauropod syrup, etc. The looks I get make me feel… something, for once.
“I need to fill’er up with high-octane pterodactyl purée” somehow hits different…
Dead plants, but yes …
How I know anything
Live by the plastic, die by the plastic
