He can ask “Board of Peace” for help
dang you beat me to it!
Thanks for saying it, I thought everyone forgot
haha didn’t think of that yet. The “thank you” from trump to Qatar, Bahrain, Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Jordan: quite a few of the members got fucked over very quickly with the generous gift of regional instability!
“Bored of Peace”
Board of (exploding shit to )peace(s).
I think there’s a typo
What does he think NATO is? Isn’t the treaty to protect against aggression, not be the aggressors?
these psychopaths believe ripping babies apart is self defense. they have no souls or humanity.
Hm, many NATO countries actually did the latter for the US in the past.
The US was actually attacked at that time. Iraq was a different story and “coalition of the willing” was used.
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NATO’s Article 5 was invoked only once, by the US. Trump had the audacity to insult (former?) allies and deny that ever happened.
I think it’s great no one wants to join his unsanctioned war.
NATO’s Article 5 was invoked only once, by the US.
Certifiably false.
Sorry, wat? Attacked by who? Saudis? The official reason for the yet another illegal war was that Saddam was amassing WMDs - do you see any familiar made up cause here?
He believes he is the king of the world and NATO is a human resources investment similar to the many departments of Trump Kingdom LLC.
Far as he’s concerned, who cares if that’s not their job or intention. He’s paying the bills damn it - he pay the bill, plebs do what he says. It’s really that simple.
Trump paid a bill? Nah, that doesn’t sound right.
A human resources investment which he has cut the funding for
he pay the bill
Narrator: Trump never pays his bills
How long before he explicitly demands to speak to the manager of NATO. I guess in some ways he already has.
I mean, some NATO nations have been known to join the US in a dumb fight. But Trump has also directly tariffed and threatened many of the nations that would normally help the US. Friends are gonna be short supply.
Spit your allies/friends in the face and see what you get …
I wouldn’t be surprised if trump is looking to use this for an eventual “out” … throw a tantrum that he’s not getting help so he’ll pull out of the gulf region completely, only do the bombings but leave the strait and it’s cargo issues as the unresolved mess they are.
Americans can’t afford to buy stuff now anyway, it’s not like they were going to get a lot of trade. We can barely afford our rent/groceries and hundreds are getting laid off every week.
That’s not what Putin told him.
so the NATO that he trashes all the time, and wants the US to abandon, won’t help him in his entirely unnecessary War that he’s thrown his country into, purely in an attempt to divert attention from his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein… How surprising.
I don’t believe that, it’s so he can try to cancel the mid terms by being at war. He might have just done it bit earlier due to that.
that’s not a thing in Murican constitution… he can’t just cancel elections, which is why he is trying to stop women from voting
The orange idiot saw that from Ukraine and figured the world runs on the same laws… he is just that stupid
I love this for him.
Still too big for this fool.
“Mum. MUM. MUMMMMMMMMM!”
“WHAT?”
“Clean me. I’ve did a whoops in my pants.”
“Again? Oh FFS.”
…
two minutes later
…
“MUMMMMMMM.”
“WHAT?”
“Clean me. I’ve done another whoopsy. It stinks.”
“NO, clean up your own mess.”
“OMG, THIS IS SO UNFAIR. I’M GOING TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WON’T CLEAN UP MY SHIT!”Reads like a text chat between an incel and a woman on the internet.
Trump: You are stupid. You are ugly and fat. I’m so much better than you ever will be and also fuck all our agreements. Null and void. And you owe me $13.47 for that coffee I paid for.
Them: stares confused . Then watches their economies be negatively impacted by trump.
Trump: hey we are buddies right? Come help me bomb civilians.
Them: no thanks.
Trump: you are a stupid fat ugly bitch and I don’t need you anyway.
Trump (next day): how’s it going? . So when are you deploying your troops to help out at the straight?
Them: blocks trump
Yup. It’s really as simple as that. Trump is a sociopathic abuser, and the macro version of that is essentially the same as the micro.
I read this in the South Park style “Hey Satan!” way.
true story.
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😅😆🤣😂, fucking loser!!!
He doesn’t understand the difference between NATO and The UN. It’s really wild.
I started this war now you all need to help me end this war! 🫲🍊🫱
So much winning
The far right criticizes NATO when they either don’t do “enough” by their standards (even though NATO is purely a defensive alliance), or “too much” by defending against Russian aggression.
NATO is purely a defensive alliance
Which NATO nation was NATO defending in Yugoslavia in 1999?
Oh, I see what’s going on now.
Trump’s main goal is Putin’s goal. Weaken the United States and its allegiances.
Now that he’s been “rebuffed” by NATO, he’s got even more justification to weaken NATO and the UN.
Cute checkers move.
I feel like Russia and Israel owning trump is a scapegoat. It’s really just rich people.
I can’t wait for Democrats to start a war with Russia by saying the Iran War was their fault
He’s being"rejected" by a group that he has spent the last year shitting on?
Gee, what a surprise…
