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minus-squaretuckerm@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 天前Yes. A few weeks ago, some coworkers and I mapped out the entire sandwich taxonomy. You attain sandwich nirvana once you derive these definitions: Hot dog is a taco. Taco is a subcategory of sandwich. If the sandwich contains an additional piece of bread inside of it, it is now a lasagna. Lasagna is a subcategory of sandwich. 🤯 Now it all makes sense. Be at peace.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 天前 Sandwiches are just a layered salad Salad is just a drier soup Therefore tacos are soup
minus-squaretuckerm@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 天前IMO the existence of soup in a bread bowl shows that tacos and soup are even closer to each other, evolutionarily, than most scientists think.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 天前And bread is just a baked soup
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 天前Cereal is soup. Salad is also soup, with less broth. When you get down to it, every food is soup
minus-squaremic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 天前Pasta dough is flour and eggs. Therefore, pasta is bread. And by extension, lasagna is just a multi-layered sandwich.
minus-squarenomy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 天前So if a sandwich just requires starch and fillings, could a baked potato be a sandwich? You could slice it nearly in half, fill it, and then pick it up and eat it. Potato bread exists. Are all foods just sandwiches?
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前 So if a sandwich just requires starch and fillings, could a baked potato be a sandwich? Yes. Are all foods just sandwiches? No. Soups aren’t sandwiches. Nor is steak.
Yes. A few weeks ago, some coworkers and I mapped out the entire sandwich taxonomy. You attain sandwich nirvana once you derive these definitions:
Now it all makes sense. Be at peace.
Therefore tacos are soup
IMO the existence of soup in a bread bowl shows that tacos and soup are even closer to each other, evolutionarily, than most scientists think.
And bread is just a baked soup
So is a bowl of cereal soup or salad?
Cereal is soup. Salad is also soup, with less broth. When you get down to it, every food is soup
Lasagne is pasta not bread though?
Pasta dough is flour and eggs. Therefore, pasta is bread. And by extension, lasagna is just a multi-layered sandwich.
Starch is starch
So if a sandwich just requires starch and fillings, could a baked potato be a sandwich?
You could slice it nearly in half, fill it, and then pick it up and eat it.
Potato bread exists.
Are all foods just sandwiches?
Yes.
No. Soups aren’t sandwiches. Nor is steak.
CMV: pasta is an unleavened bread