I use the term “Interwebs” when I’m being snarky about anything online, and I use progressively more absurd buzzwordles until someone antifa’s the whole electoshondig.

US Midwest? Last week it went from 80° to 25° (27°C to -4°C) in less than 48hrs. It’s insane.

The fact that all of a sudden writing with a Sharpie is a political statement is baffling.

That sounds right; I think it was next to Dinosaur Forest, with a bunch of statues and animatronics.

optical illusions made it look like a ball rolled uphill and chairs could stand on edge

I went to one like this in Ohio in the 80’s as a kid. Balls rolled uphill, you could lean a ladder against a wall & climb it, when you went into the little house you walked leaning sideways…

I always thought it was a trick in how they built the place, but never figured it out.

Sounds pretty corny, if you ask me

Ladrones

I don’t know Spanish.

Sorry about your parents…

Dog food is technically safe for human consumption.

That hive looks like I’m not high enough level to fight whatever is in there.

Pooler? Coocollo? Picoler?

Coolio.