Vimy ridge 1916:
Captain! The Germans are preparing a major assault.
Right, so it’s Tuesday then.
French and British troops look tense. Maps everywhere. Panic energy
Canadian section is sitting on a log eating rations
Allied troops: ‘you’re not concerned?’
Canadians: they can’t be worse than the geese back home. (Continues eating)
Canada geese in my area are chill. I’ve been chased by an Egyptian goose in Hyde Park (I was filming at the time, but that video will never see the light of day). It’s that one with the sticking out wing feather, it was there a year later, I wonder if it’s still around? Have you seen their eyes? Proper Sith eyes. I’ve also been given a death stare by a greylag, because we were giving its juvenile scraps.
But Canada geese, very polite birds, never had a problem with them.