Vimy ridge 1916:
Captain! The Germans are preparing a major assault.
Right, so it’s Tuesday then.
French and British troops look tense. Maps everywhere. Panic energy
Canadian section is sitting on a log eating rations
Allied troops: ‘you’re not concerned?’
Canadians: they can’t be worse than the geese back home. (Continues eating)
There’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that’s what I always say.