Vimy ridge 1916:
Captain! The Germans are preparing a major assault.
Right, so it’s Tuesday then.
French and British troops look tense. Maps everywhere. Panic energy
Canadian section is sitting on a log eating rations
Allied troops: ‘you’re not concerned?’
Canadians: they can’t be worse than the geese back home. (Continues eating)
What kind of goose was the Canadian goose?
Look almost identical to Canada geese. You can only tell by the different honks. They go “honk, eh?”