Peer-to-peer chaos, German translations, and mild takes from ski patrollers
  • northernlights@lemmy.todayEnglish
    2·
    2 months ago

    The High-Availability Solution to a Problem That Doesn’t Exist.

    "You need a service that:

    • Does absolutely nothing useful.
    • Uses “Decentralized” and “P2P” in the description.
    • Makes a number go up on a screen.

    Enter Hypermind."

    They sure have a sense of humor though :)

    • thelocalhostinger@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      The home assistant integration does it for me.

      Do you want your living room lights to turn red when the swarm grows? Of course you do.