Stuck in traffic…introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!
Papa pa pa paaaa! I’m loving it!
New on the McDonalds menu!
Thanks for listening to 100.7! Your friends Krissy and tushy.
Avocados from Mexico!.. Now just $4.50 extra on every taco!
Donate to Snt Vincent’s cousin Alfredo Medo. Every year thousands go hungry without a proper apply wristwatch…
At Von’s club we’re family!
You’ve arrived! Welcome home! Don’t forget the two dildoes on your Amazon cart! The pink one is Christina’s favorite. Antonio loves the blue one because its gir…door slams!
Hatchback opens…when you open up a new Coke check under the cap to win a trip to Eldorado! …hatchback slams!
According to the boss at my house, we’re back to zero from when we moved during the first days of the pandemic. The moral at work is at an all time low. Everything is super expensive now. If I’m hurting, there must be a hundred people who are hurting even more. So anyway, if I was at the top I would stop soon.
Imagine a world where everyone is hurting financially and they know it was you who stole from them. No matter where you went, friendly or unfriendly, everyone is your enemy. Looking directly at putin for example, Putin can never go anywhere without protection. He can never enjoy a single five star restaurant without fear that his food is tampered. Forever stuck eating Twinkies and coke?