This is magnificent!

But the American dream says I just have to hustle enough to be able to afford these prices

No one talked about standing vs sitting

But that’s a peeing problem, not a shaking problem :D

In the few instances in my life of ever losing a drop in the seat I cleaned it away. It’s not hard. It’s just about not being an asshole to others

Shake is all you need. Whoever claims otherwise is not good at the shaking game

Why is that? I love my Linux PCs but you should not underestimate the mental barrier of considering Linux as a new user. Starting with Mac OS is like a soft start into it. And the apple silicone machines are powerful af. I use one as ML server and it performs well. Oh and the privacy by design is still pretty good in Mac OS.