Guy in the bottom right of the thumbnail looks like Tim Robinson.

Probably shouldn’t call him the n-word.

Man, a triple-a, new release videogame used to cost 50-60 McDoubles. Now it’s only, like, 20-25. What a time to be alive!

If read all together it sounds like something a Bond villain would say in some low rent, meat themed James Bond film.

Meat is murder, Mr Ribs…

To be fair, the “change one” part is wrong. Two particles that are quantum entangled maintain the same quantum state when separated. But if you change the quantum state of one it doesn’t propogate. They are just in sync.