So many times I can tell when my boss has been yelled at by his boss, so he has to come yell at us about whatever. If he would simply say “this is what the people upstairs want to see, how would we implement it?” he’d get a much more receptive audience.

Hemorrhoids

I used to be a wedding photographer. Once you’ve been to a dozen or more weddings in a couple of years, you start to wonder what the whole point is. Asked my partner if she was ever going to get married and she laughed “fuck no”. It’s a good thing I got married before then or we would have just done the courthouse thing. Side note: Greek weddings really are something to see!