Set it on fire

The sound of my own voice.

Don’t put your dick in it either. :/

You’re not family

You’re not their friend

They don’t want anything to change.

Always take a long lunch. They are.

You’re not a problem solver, you’re a back massager.

You’re definitely going to get laid off these days, and it doesn’t matter what your performance was like.

Your one-up is probably not coming in to work at all, which is why their help isn’t ever helpful.

You should scrape all their data and source code to see if there’s anything useful you can sell when you get laid off.

Be sure to document everything and save it on your own device. Always check “use Gemini notes” for zoom calls. Screenshot chats where you ask direct questions and never get answers.

Get two jobs, do the minimum at both. Made double money, fuck them.

Yes, but, you have to keep changing the makeup design!

I’d kill billionaires