Winamp! It really whips the llama’s ass…

also the “kick” ringtone on my old Nokia candybar

wtf why would you ever need that many guns? i could rationalize one of each type per adult but even with a generous loadout (rifle, shotgun, and sidearm) and little Tina trained to dual-wield 9mm pistols while she does drive-by attacks from her tricycle, they still wouldn’t equip half of these. this is just begging to get “lost” or stolen by a roving biker gang during a Mad Max type event.