I’m celebrating by doing 3 shots on the 4th of December. I’m also drinking a U-boot on June 18th.

Personally, I’m hoping for nuclear annihilation. The planet is long overdue for a hard reset.

I cut it into slices like cheese.

You think We’ll make it to 2029?

I wouldn’t say that. The only friends I’ve got left are the ones that stayed in the same city as me. I already forgot those who moved away. And the closer someone lives to me, the closer of a friend he is.