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Cake day: July 18th, 2023

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  • The Hippocritic Oath

    I swear by LinkedIn, “disruption,” and the invisible hand of the market that I will fulfill this oath to the best of my metric-driven ability.

    I will critique my teachers for their lack of personal branding.

    I will inform every patient that their illness is, ultimately, a failure of hustle culture, poor risk management, and not having a diverse investment portfolio.

    I will refuse deadly drugs but will absolutely shame you for buying avocado toast instead of a high-deductible health plan.

    Whatever house I enter, I will come for the sick — and leave a QR code to my Substack explaining how bootstraps could have prevented all of this.

    I will not repeat what I see or hear in private — but I will monetize the general vibe as a case study in “choice architecture.”

    If I keep this oath, may I achieve synergistic growth. If not… well, the market will correct you, not me.







  • my ex-husband. we were forced to separate after 7 years because he didn’t have legal status in this country and i couldn’t sponsor him because gay marriage was still illegal.

    he’s ten years younger than i, so we was (barely) young enough to start over again with a new husband and now has a family in california. i since then have learned that he was my only chance for my asocial autistic old fat ass to do the same thing meanwhile men still flirt w him because of his genetically inherited abs and movie star quality good looks.

    it’s been 12 years and i still think of him of him every day; usually more than once.