If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

My eyes are up there… and down there. And also left and right. Just please try not to look at the vast emptiness surrounding my eyes

You’re making us root for a bloody Islamic dictature killing and torturing its own citizens, you absolute moron.

Top translation and you’re super nice to have taken the time to write the original text.

However I don’t think the translation was necessary: everybody on lemmy obviously speaks flüssig German.

That world, that wonderful utopic world… we could weaponize it!

Even by the diplomatic standards of Lavrov, who is usually absolutely unhinged when it comes to logic and morals, this is completely bonkers. Well done, I can’t wrap my brain around this fuckery!