I think the T-rex did it first.

So back problems

How’s a quadrupedal animal gonna have thumbs?

Recess can be used for snacks or naps.

Dogs are great but dogs are also disgusting.

Nobody who rolls in shit is allowed on the furniture.

If you could choose the column order, you could choose a better format, or at least escape correctly.

It’ll buff out

Pilot G2 is refillable. They make a metal body version for like $15.

Influential 20th century mathematician

They’re saying they want to manipulate and abuse people but are bad at it.

Like thanks for the warning dude.

Well I’M Homer Simpson! —Grimey

Being right doesn’t matter if you can’t convince others.

They put a sticker on the plane, Ryanair didn’t pay their debt, and the plane was still allowed to depart.

Different rules for the rich I guess.

requires some kinda demonstration of expertise for access to their higher end models.

You say it like gate keeping is a good thing?

Manufacturers should sell products, not make their customers play games like begging for a little more gruel.