Wish I’d known to look for a decent inherited trust fund program when I was signing up for university.

Totally worth the multimillion dollar facility you’d have to build around it to keep it from disintegrating.

Okay but why is “Chili’s” not centered above the door?

He’s a dingus who doesn’t realize that “infidel” isn’t just a Muslim thing.

Maybe I’d be that happy if I had an onion…