But touchpads are so gosh darn garbage as a human input device.

I have a strong preference for touchpads, but only when set up with tap-to-click and 3-finger dragging (which always requires digging in the preferences to find, but is worth it). I find other touchpad setups annoying to use. The push-harder-to-click (and especially to drag) default reduces speed and accuracy.

I mention this because I am forever hopeful that someday I will introduce this arrangement to someone else who otherwise hates touchpads and they will have the joy of discovering that they have simply been missing out on this setup for years.

Perhaps you are that person, perhaps not.

RogerSimon10! (The jumper cables guy)

Unless maybe he was the similar but later hell-in-a-cell guy? I don’t remember anymore.